Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Great American Axiom: \ | | | Some is good, more is better, too much | \ is just right. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;