Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Symptom: Everything has gone dark. \ | Fault: The Bar is closing. Action | | Required: Panic. | | | | Symptom: You awaken to find your bed | | hard, cold and wet. | | | | You cannot see the bathroom light. | | Fault: You have spent the night in the | | gutter. Action Required: Check your | | watch to see if bars are open yet. If | | not, | | | | treat yourself to a lie-in. | | | \ -- Bar Troubleshooting / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;