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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 ________________________________________
/ Symptom: Everything has gone dark.     \
| Fault: The Bar is closing. Action      |
| Required: Panic.                       |
|                                        |
| Symptom: You awaken to find your bed   |
| hard, cold and wet.                    |
|                                        |
| You cannot see the bathroom light.     |
| Fault: You have spent the night in the |
| gutter. Action Required: Check your    |
| watch to see if bars are open yet. If  |
| not,                                   |
|                                        |
| treat yourself to a lie-in.            |
|                                        |
\ -- Bar Troubleshooting                 /
 ----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;