Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "...proper attention to Earthly needs \ | of the poor, the depressed and the | | downtrodden, would naturally evolve | | from dynamic, articulate, spirited | | awareness of the great goals for Man | | and the society he conspired to erect." | | | | -- David Baker, paraphrasing Harold | | Urey, in "The History of Manned Space | \ Flight" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;