Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You can fool all the people all of the \ | time if the advertising is right and | | the budget is big enough. | | | \ -- Joseph E. Levine / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;