Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / No friendship is so cordial or so \ | delicious as that of girl for girl; no | | hatred so intense or immovable as that | | of woman for woman. | | | \ -- Landor / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;