Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The seven deadly sins ... Food, \ | clothing, firing, rent, taxes, | | respectability and children. Nothing | | can lift those seven milestones from | | man's neck but money; and the spirit | | cannot soar until the milestones are | | lifted. | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;