Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / [Norm returns from the hospital.] \ | | | Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: | | Everything that's supposed to be. | | | | -- Cheers, Diane Meets Mom | | | | Sam: What's new, Normie? Norm: | | Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my | | stomach. They're demanding beer. | | | | -- Cheers, The Heart is a Lonely | | Snipehunter | | | | Coach: What'll it be, Normie? Norm: | | Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a | | froth of beer and a snorkel. | | | \ -- Cheers, King of the Hill / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;