Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An elderly couple were flying to their \ | Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane | | when a terrible storm forced them to | | land on an uninhabited island. When | | several days passed without rescue, the | | couple and their pilot sank into a | | despondent silence. Finally, the woman | | asked her husband if he had made his | | usual pledge to the United Way | | Campaign. | | | | "We're running out of food and water | | and you ask *that*?" her husband | | barked. "If you really need to know, I | | not only pledged a half million but | | I've already paid them half of it." | | | | "You owe the U.W.C. a *quarter | | million*?" the woman exclaimed | | euphorically. "Don't worry, Harry, | \ they'll find us! They'll find us!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;