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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ An elderly couple were flying to their  \
| Caribbean hideaway on a chartered plane |
| when a terrible storm forced them to    |
| land on an uninhabited island. When     |
| several days passed without rescue, the |
| couple and their pilot sank into a      |
| despondent silence. Finally, the woman  |
| asked her husband if he had made his    |
| usual pledge to the United Way          |
| Campaign.                               |
|                                         |
| "We're running out of food and water    |
| and you ask *that*?" her husband        |
| barked. "If you really need to know, I  |
| not only pledged a half million but     |
| I've already paid them half of it."     |
|                                         |
| "You owe the U.W.C. a *quarter          |
| million*?" the woman exclaimed          |
| euphorically. "Don't worry, Harry,      |
\ they'll find us! They'll find us!"      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;