Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / caterpallor, n.: \ | | | The color you turn after finding half a | \ grub in the fruit you're eating. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;