Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "After I asked him what he meant, he \ | replied that freedom consisted of the | | unimpeded right to get rich, to use his | | ability, no matter what the cost to | | others, to win advancement." | | | \ -- Norman Thomas / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;