Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Nasrudin returned to his village from \ | the imperial capital, and the villagers | | gathered around to hear what had | | passed. "At this time," said Nasrudin, | | "I only want to say that the King spoke | | to me." All the villagers but the | | stupidest ran off to spread the | | wonderful news. The remaining villager | | asked, "What did the King say to you?" | | "What he said -- and quite distinctly, | | for everyone to hear -- was 'Get out of | | my way!'" The simpleton was overjoyed; | | he had heard words actually spoken by | | the King, and seen the very man they | \ were spoken to. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;