Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I believe in an America where the \ | separation of church and state is | | absolute -- where no Catholic prelate | | would tell the president (should he be | | Catholic) how to act, and no Protestant | | minister would tell his parishioners | | for whom to vote--where no church or | | church school is granted any public | | funds or political preference--and | | where no man is denied public office | | merely because his religion differs | | from the president who might appoint | | him or the people who might elect him. | | - from John F. Kennedy's address to the | | Greater Houston Ministerial Association | | | \ September 12, 1960. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;