Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Recession is when your neighbor loses \ | his job. Depression is when you lose | | your job. These economic downturns are | | very difficult to predict, but | | sophisticated econometric modeling | | houses like Data Resources and Chase | | Econometrics have successfully | \ predicted 14 of the last 3 recessions. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;