Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / (I tried to get some documentation out \ | of Digital on this, but as far as I can | | tell even _they_ don't have it ;-) | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, in an article on a | \ dnserver / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;