Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whether weary or unweary, O man, do not \ | rest, Do not cease your single-handed | | struggle. Go on, do not rest. | | | \ -- An old Gujarati hymn / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;