Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There is one way to find out if a man \ | is honest -- ask him. If he says "Yes" | | you know he is crooked. | | | \ -- Groucho Marx / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;