Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fortune finishes the great quotations, \ | #9 | | | | A word to the wise is often enough to | \ start an argument. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;