Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Shannon's Observation: \ | | | Nothing is so frustrating as a bad | | situation that is beginning to | | | \ improve. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;