Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Hale Mail Rule, The: \ | | | When you are ready to reply to a | | letter, you will lack at least | | | | one of the following: | | | | (a) A pen or pencil or typewriter. | | | | (b) Stationery. | | | | (c) Postage stamp. | | | \ (d) The letter you are answering. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;