Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I don't need no arms around me... I \ | don't need no drugs to calm me... I | | have seen the writing on the wall. | | Don't think I need anything at all. No! | | Don't think I need anything at all! All | | in all, it was all just bricks in the | | wall. All in all, it was all just | | bricks in the wall. | | | | -- Pink Floyd, "Another Brick in the | \ Wall", Part III / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;