Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I forgot to mention an important fact \ | in the 1.3.67 announcement. In order to | | get a fully working kernel, you have to | | follow the steps below: | | | | - Walk around your computer widdershins | | 3 times, chanting "Linus is | | | | overworked, and he makes lousy patches, | | but we love him anyway". Get | | | | your spuouse to do this too for extra | | effect. Children are optional. | | | | - Apply the patch included in this mail | | | | - Call your system "Super-67", and | | don't forget to unapply the patch | | | | before you later applying the official | | 1.3.68 patch. | | | | - reboot | | | | -- Linus Torvalds, announcing another | \ kernel patch / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;