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$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ I forgot to mention an important fact   \
| in the 1.3.67 announcement. In order to |
| get a fully working kernel, you have to |
| follow the steps below:                 |
|                                         |
| - Walk around your computer widdershins |
| 3 times, chanting "Linus is             |
|                                         |
| overworked, and he makes lousy patches, |
| but we love him anyway". Get            |
|                                         |
| your spuouse to do this too for extra   |
| effect. Children are optional.          |
|                                         |
| - Apply the patch included in this mail |
|                                         |
| - Call your system "Super-67", and      |
| don't forget to unapply the patch       |
|                                         |
| before you later applying the official  |
| 1.3.68 patch.                           |
|                                         |
| - reboot                                |
|                                         |
| -- Linus Torvalds, announcing another   |
\ kernel patch                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


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