Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And do you think (fop that I am) that I \ \ could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;