Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's no honorable way to kill, no \ | gentle way to destroy. There is nothing | | good in war. Except its ending. | | | | -- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage | \ Curtain", stardate 5906.5 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;