Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If one inquires why the American \ | tradition is so strong against any | | connection of State and Church, why it | | dreads even the rudiments of religious | | teaching in state-maintained schools, | | the immediate and superficial answer is | | not far to seek.... The cause lay | | largely in the diversity and vitality | | of the various denominations, each | | fairly sure that, with a fair field and | | no favor, it could make its own way; | | and each animated by a jealous fear | | that, if any connection of State and | | Church were permitted, some rival | | denomination would get an unfair | | advantage. - John Dewey (1859-1953), | | American philosopher, | | | \ from "Democracy in the Schools", 1908 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;