Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "The reasonable man adapts himself to \ | the world; the unreasonable one | | persists | | | | in trying to adapt the world to | | himself. Therefore all progress depends | | on | | | | the unreasonable man." | | | \ -- George Bernard Shaw / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;