Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / She stood on the tracks Waving her arms \ | Leading me to that third rail shock | | Quick as a wink She changed her mind | | | | She gave me a night That's all it was | | What will it take until I stop Kidding | | myself Wasting my time | | | | There's nothing else I can do 'Cause | | I'm doing it all for Leyna I don't want | | anyone new 'Cause I'm living it all for | | Leyna There's nothing in it for you | | 'Cause I'm giving it all to Leyna | | | | -- Billy Joel, "All for Leyna" (Glass | \ Houses) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;