Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Klingon function calls do not have \ | 'parameters' -- they have 'arguments' | | | \ -- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;