Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / *** A NEW KIND OF PROGRAMMING *** \ | | | Do you want the instant respect that | | comes from being able to use technical | | terms that nobody understands? Do you | | want to strike fear and loathing into | | the hearts of DP managers everywhere? | | If so, then let the Famous Programmers' | | School lead you on... into the world of | | professional computer programming. They | | say a good programmer can write 20 | | lines of effective program per day. | | With our unique training course, we'll | | show you how to write 20 lines of code | | and lots more besides. Our training | | course covers every programming | | language in existence, and some that | | aren't. You'll learn why the on/off | | switch for a computer is so important, | | what the words *fatal error* mean, and | | who and what you should blame when you | | make a mistake. | | | | Yes, I want the brochure describing | | this incredible offer. | | | | I enclose $1000 is small unmarked bills | | to cover the cost of | | | | postage and handling. (No live poultry, | | please.) | | | | *** Our Slogan: Top down programming | \ for the masses. *** / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;