Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / People love high ideals, but they got \ | to be about 33-percent plausible. | | | \ -- The Best of Will Rogers / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;