Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /Joy: Hey, I'm an asshole. \ | Assholes emit odious gas. | | | \ That's what we do. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;