Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A salamander scurries into flame to be \ | destroyed. Imaginary creatures are | | trapped in birth on celluloid. | | | | -- Genesis, "The Lamb Lies Down on | | Broadway" | | | | I don't know what it's about. I'm just | | the drummer. Ask Peter. | | | | -- Phil Collins in 1975, when asked | | about the message behind | | | | the previous year's Genesis release, | | "The Lamb Lies Down | | | \ on Broadway". / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;