Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The qotc (quote of the con) was Liz's: \ | | \ "My brain is paged out to my liver." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;