Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I do hate sums. There is no greater \ | mistake than to call arithmetic an | | exact science. There are permutations | | and aberrations discernible to minds | | entirely noble like mine; subtle | | variations which ordinary accountants | | fail to discover; hidden laws of number | | which it requires a mind like mine to | | perceive. For instance, if you add a | | sum from the bottom up, and then again | | from the top down, the result is always | | different. | | | \ -- Mrs. La Touche / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;