Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Common sense and a sense of humor are \ | the same thing, moving at different | | speeds. A sense of humor is just common | | sense, dancing. | | | \ -- Clive James / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;