Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My brother sent me a postcard the other \ | day with this big satellite photo of | | the entire earth on it. On the back it | | said: "Wish you were here". | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;