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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk,     \
| advised the grocery manager to get rid  |
| of rutabagas which nobody ever bought.  |
| He did so. "Well, kid, that was a great |
| idea," said the manager. Then he paused |
| and asked the killer question, "NOW     |
| what's the least popular vegetable?"    |
|                                         |
| Law: Once you eliminate your #1         |
| problem, #2 gets a promotion.           |
|                                         |
| -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of     |
\ Consulting"                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;