Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Weinberg, as a young grocery clerk, \ | advised the grocery manager to get rid | | of rutabagas which nobody ever bought. | | He did so. "Well, kid, that was a great | | idea," said the manager. Then he paused | | and asked the killer question, "NOW | | what's the least popular vegetable?" | | | | Law: Once you eliminate your #1 | | problem, #2 gets a promotion. | | | | -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of | \ Consulting" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;