Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / So from the depths of its enchantment, \ | Terra was able to calculate a course of | | action. Here at last was an opportunity | | to consort with Dirbanu on a friendly | | basis -- great Durbanu which, since it | | had force fields which Earth could not | | duplicate, must of necessity have many | | other things Earth could use; mighty | | Durbanu before whom we would kneel in | | supplication (with purely- for-defense | | bombs hidden in our pockets) with | | lowered heads (making invisible the | | knife in our teeth) and ask for crumbs | | from their table (in order to | | extrapolate the location of their | | kitchens). | | | | -- Theodore Sturgeon, "The World Well | \ Lost" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;