Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man sank into the psychiatrist's \ | couch and said, "I have a terrible | | problem, Doctor. I have a son at | | Harvard and another son at Princeton; | | I've just gifted each of them with a | | new Ferrari; I've got homes in Beverly | | Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in New | | York; and I've got a thriving ranch in | | Venezuela. My wife is a gorgeous young | | actress who considers my two mistresses | | to be her best friends." | | | | The psychiatrist looked at the patient, | | confused. "Did I miss something? It | | sounds to me like you have no problems | | at all." | | | \ "But, Doctor, I only make $175 a week." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;