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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A man sank into the psychiatrist's      \
| couch and said, "I have a terrible      |
| problem, Doctor. I have a son at        |
| Harvard and another son at Princeton;   |
| I've just gifted each of them with a    |
| new Ferrari; I've got homes in Beverly  |
| Hills, Palm Beach, and a co-op in New   |
| York; and I've got a thriving ranch in  |
| Venezuela. My wife is a gorgeous young  |
| actress who considers my two mistresses |
| to be her best friends."                |
|                                         |
| The psychiatrist looked at the patient, |
| confused. "Did I miss something? It     |
| sounds to me like you have no problems  |
| at all."                                |
|                                         |
\ "But, Doctor, I only make $175 a week." /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;