Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In the Spring, I have counted 136 \ | different kinds of weather inside of 24 | | hours. | | | \ -- Mark Twain, on New England weather / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;