Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Life is a game. In order to have a \ | game, something has to be more | | important than something else. If what | | already is, is more important than what | | isn't, the game is over. So, life is a | | game in which what isn't, is more | | important than what is. Let the good | | times roll. | | | \ -- Werner Erhard / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;