Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ /r0bert: in short, we're \ | moving several things the client | | | | currently is responsible for telling | | the server into things the | | | | server checks for itself If | | Neo says "There is no spoon", The | | Matrix will say "Oh yes | | | | there is---no cheating!" But | | he knows kung fu... Sure he | \ does, but I have a rocket launcher. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;