Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Does a good farmer neglect a crop he \ | has planted? Does a good teacher | | overlook even the most humble student? | | Does a good father allow a single child | | to starve? Does a good programmer | | refuse to maintain his code? | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;