Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / As with all the other proposals, it's \ | basically just a list of words. You can | | deal with that... :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;