Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Although golf was originally restricted \ | to wealthy, overweight Protestants, | | today it's open to anybody who owns | | hideous clothing. | | | \ -- Dave Barry / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;