Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Simplify \ | | | If we could discard knowledge and | | wisdom Then people would profit a | | hundredfold; If we could discard duty | | and justice Then harmonious | | relationships would form; If we could | | discard artifice and profit Then waste | | and theft would disappear. Yet such | | remedies treat only symptoms And so | | they are inadequate. People need | | personal remedies: Reveal your naked | | self and embrace your original nature; | | Bind your self-interest and control | | your ambition; Forget your habits and | | simplify your affairs. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;