Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There's nothing like a good dose of \ | another woman to make a man appreciate | | his wife. | | | \ -- Clare Booth Luce / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;