Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In a medium in which a News Piece takes \ | a minute and an "In-Depth" Piece takes | | two minutes, the Simple will drive out | | the Complex. | | | \ -- Frank Mankiewicz / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;