Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Anti-Victim Device: \ | | | A small fashion accessory worn on an | | otherwise conservative outfit which | | announces to the world that one still | | has a spark of individuality burning | | inside: 1940s retro ties and earrings | | (on men), feminist buttons, noserings | | (women), and the now almost completely | | extinct teeny weeny "rattail" haircut | | (both sexes). | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;