Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. \ | does not warrant that the functions | | contained in the program will meet your | | requirements or that the operation of | | the program will be uninterrupted or | | error-free. | | | | However, Cosmotronic Software Unlimited | | Inc. warrants the diskette(s) on which | | the program is furnished to be of black | | color and square shape under normal use | | for a period of ninety (90) days from | | the date of purchase. | | | | NOTE: IN NO EVENT WILL COSMOTRONIC | | SOFTWARE UNLIMITED OR ITS DISTRIBUTORS | | AND THEIR DEALERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR | | ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY LOST PROFIT, | | LOST SAVINGS, LOST PATIENCE OR OTHER | | INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES. | | | | -- Horstmann Software Design, the | \ "ChiWriter" user manual / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;