Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The very powerful and the very stupid \ | have one thing in common. Instead of | | altering their views to fit the facts, | | they alter the facts to fit their views | | ... which can be very uncomfortable if | | you happen to be one of the facts that | | needs altering. | | | \ -- Doctor Who, "Face of Evil" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;